"Deck the Halls":

Verse 1:

Deck the halls with fees and charges,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

Amazon's rules are always large, it's

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Hoping for a little profit,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la,

But their fees just won't stop it,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Chorus:

Oh, Amazon, take our money,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

We’re stuck with you, it’s so funny,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Late deliveries and refunds,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la,

Sellers suffer all year long,

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Verse 2:

Shipping fees are getting higher,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

FBA’s a burning fire,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Listing fees and storage fees,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la,

And customer complaints with ease,

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Chorus:

Oh, Amazon, take our money,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

We’re stuck with you, it’s so funny,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Late deliveries and refunds,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la,

Sellers suffer all year long,

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Bridge:

We try to make it work,

But they keep tightening the purse,

In the end, it’s just a curse,

But we’ll keep selling, for better or worse!

Chorus:

Oh, Amazon, take our money,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

We’re stuck with you, it’s so funny,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Late deliveries and refunds,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la,

Sellers suffer all year long,

Fa la la la la, la la la la!